Things to Think About...

If anyone has any answers to this, please do not hesitate to comment...

• What if there were no hypothetical situations?
• If you are dyslexic and cross-eyed, can you read okay?
• Who puts those "THIN ICE" signs out there?
• If the world were flat would we still have Columbus Day?
• When people make a new Champagne, do they break a boat over it?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• Can fat people go skinny dipping?
• Why doesn't anyone make a table out of coaster material?
• How come when you fix your copier it reproduces, but when you fix a dog it doesn't?
• If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?
• Why are there locks on a 7-11 if they're open 24 hours a day?
• Why do cans of anti-mildew spray say "use only in a well - ventilated area"? If the area were ventilated, there wouldn't be any mildew.
• How does Teflon stick to the pan?
• Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are they called buildings if they're already built?
• Why are they called apartments if they're all squeezed together?
• If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?
• If the black box is the only thing that survives a plane crash, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black-box's material?
• Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
• Why do socks go in the top drawer?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• If a cow laughed, would milk come of out her nose?
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
• If a word were misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
• What is a "free gift?" Aren't all gifts free?
• What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
• Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
• Why is "palindrome" spelled backward "emordnilap", and not a real word?
• Will your answer to this question be no?
• Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
• Why is it whenever someone tastes something bad they always want you to taste it?
• Why is it whenever you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal?
• If swimming is so good for you, why do whales look the way they do?
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?