Demotivation Calendar

Here is a calander I have seen in person, it's hillarious. The O's got one for Christmas.

- The 2005 Despair, Inc. Calendars -

• Achievement - You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
• Ambition - The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
• Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
• Consulting - If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
• Demotivation - Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
• Despair - It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
• Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
• Meetings - None of us is as dumb as all of us.
• Mistakes - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
• Motivation - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
• Pretension - The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
• Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.