Silly Definitions

Here are some silly defenitions I found today...

• Antonym - The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
• Bore - A person with nothing to say and says it.
• Diplomacy - Letting them have it your way.
• Experience - 1. Recognizing a mistake the second time you make it. 2. What you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
• Flashlight - A case in which to hold dead batteries.
• Frisbeetarianism - The belief that when you die, your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck.
• Ignorance - When you don't know something and someone finds out.
• Junk - Something you need the day after you throw it away.
• Lottery - A tax on people who are bad at math
• Optimist - Someone who tells you to cheer up when things are going his way.
• Pessimist - An optimist with experience.
• Shin - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
• Intelligence - Not trying.