Knock, Knock... it's the FBI

Mike just sent out an e-mail to "his 'student' kids" about the proper etiquette for asking for a recommendation from him. I must say, it was a pretty funny e-mail. It consisted of two multiple choice questions. Question 2 was the funniest:

Question 2 - You are filling out an application to work for the Federal Bureau of Investigations. You are providing your proctor's name to the Federal Bureau of Investigations as a reference. When the Feds show up at your proctor's door to ask questions about you, it would be best if:

Come to find out, this ACTUALLY happened to another proctor at his unnamed school. Imagine that, the fed's show up... "... Excuse us Mr. Proctor, but, we need to ask you some questions about..."