Joke: Blue Cross/Blue Shield

Mrs. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.

The lab technician says, "I'm sorry, mam, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your husband to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it's either bad news or terrible news!"

What do you mean?" said Mrs. Smith.

"Well, one Mr. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's test."

That's terrible!" said Mrs. Smith. "Can we do the test over?"

"Normally, yes. But you have Blue Cross Health Care, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"What am I supposed to do now?" said Mrs. Smith.

"Blue Cross Health Care recommends that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."