Airborne, the new Coldeeze

I was all set to endorse this thing. Anson told me about it yesterday, he said that it really works, everyone is buying it, and that the stores can't keep it on their shelves. (My reference to Coldeeze is from when I when I worked at Wallly-World, and Coldeeze came along, we couldn't keep them in stock, they sold wicked fast.) Airborne is basically some tablet that you drop into water (ala Alker-Seltzer), it fizzes, and you drink it. It supposed to help you feel better before you get sick.

The site says: Take at the first sign of a cold symptom or before entering crowded environments!*

Hmm, what's that little asterisk after the comment you ask? Well it's on ALL of their statements. So I scrolled down further into the page and found this:

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

AND, this product is endorsed by the cooky actor, Kevin Costner, you can't take it that seriously.