"TOP TEN LIST: Thoughts about Black Friday"
10. It really is "black" outside when you wake up for "early-bird specials"
9. "Black" is the kind of coffee you need to get you going at 5AM
8. You have a better chance of winning the lottery than parking in the first 10 rows at the mall.
7. It's not a crowd, it's like an army of ants marching towards that one little crumb.
6. Those special deals, they pretty much last through Christmas Eve, so you can wait.
5. No way do rich people do this, I need to become rich, more sleep...
4. Nightmares of being trampled walking into a store at 6AM
3. I don't think malls were intended to be open this early, even the manikins look tired
2. A freaky coincidence... didn't I just see that same person in the last store I was at?
1. ... snooze...
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