Here are some one liners I found:
1. [scratch here to win!]
2. For sale: Used parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.
3. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
4. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
5. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect
6. If you can't laugh at yourself, i'll be glad to do so for you
7. Alright, so what's the speed of dark?
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